Writing is like being able to put life into a snow globe. It takes the things that are too big and scary and reduces them into a form that I can put away when I want and look at from a distance. It also takes all that’s good in life and captures it into something I can take out when I want and look at close up and keep forever. It makes the bad things into something I can hold…and the good things into something I can hold onto. Both help so much that I need that little souvenir of life.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Senior Sex(less) and the City: Episode #14

Moob Man
He’s slim. He’s athletic looking. Yet his ex-pecs have drooped into moobs. These B-cups could get him hired at Hooters if only they were a tad less pendulous. And why is it that men with moobs wear clingy knit tops? In this case it’s unfortunate that he’s tall, because any short woman who slow danced with him would end up with a face full of man-mammaries. He also appeared to have had a face lift. Forgive me for saying it: wrong choice of cosmetic surgeries, Mr. Man-mams!

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  1. Thanks for the hoot. OMG you made me use a half a box of tissue laughing and snorting. Okay I do have a cold, but still, you got me started this morning.

  2. Did you come up with "moobs" or am I just far behind the times? Very funny and very sad, because it's true. Those clingy knit shirts they wear make me want to gouge out my mind's eye. Thanks for needed levity today...

  3. What a riot!
    Even worse is when guys with moobs work outside cutting the grass shirtless. Oh, the horrors!
    Donna V.

  4. Need a beer gut to go with the moobs? The visuals are killing me! Thanks for the laugh, a great way to start a Friday morning.

  5. Donna and Weedwacker---Thanks! Now I really DO need to gouge my mind's eye out.

    Of course, they can accessorize the moobs and beer gut with a 24" comb-over...

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  7. Sorry, Tam...I made a typo in my first comment, that totally changed what I "meant" to say, so I had to delete it! Okay...here's what I meant to say: OMG Tammy! This is hilarious, plus all the comments going back and forth! And Anonymous/Linda above said she needed tissues after reading this, well I'm now needing a different "tissue" because of laughing so hard! :o

  8. Thanks to all of you for making my weekend. I see you've met this guy and his cousins.

    What’s odd is that this particular man is, as I said, slim and athletic. Quite handsome, too, except for the bodacious bosoms.

    When I was in my early 20s, I went out with a nice looking, thin young man who was wearing a button down shirt when I met him. But for the date, he showed up in this clingy knit top that almost appeared to be designed to show off his breasts, which were bigger than mine. Admittedly not a huge feat, but having a date with breasts that are bigger than yours is just disturbing on so very many levels!!!

  9. Eeeeewwwww.....on so many levels!!!!!


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