He’s slim. He’s athletic looking. Yet his ex-pecs have drooped into moobs. These B-cups could get him hired at Hooters if only they were a tad less pendulous. And why is it that men with moobs wear clingy knit tops? In this case it’s unfortunate that he’s tall, because any short woman who slow danced with him would end up with a face full of man-mammaries. He also appeared to have had a face lift. Forgive me for saying it: wrong choice of cosmetic surgeries, Mr. Man-mams!
Next week:
Thanks for the hoot. OMG you made me use a half a box of tissue laughing and snorting. Okay I do have a cold, but still, you got me started this morning.
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Did you come up with "moobs" or am I just far behind the times? Very funny and very sad, because it's true. Those clingy knit shirts they wear make me want to gouge out my mind's eye. Thanks for needed levity today...
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ReplyDeleteEven worse is when guys with moobs work outside cutting the grass shirtless. Oh, the horrors!
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Need a beer gut to go with the moobs? The visuals are killing me! Thanks for the laugh, a great way to start a Friday morning.
ReplyDeleteDonna and Weedwacker---Thanks! Now I really DO need to gouge my mind's eye out.
ReplyDeleteOf course, they can accessorize the moobs and beer gut with a 24" comb-over...
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ReplyDeleteSorry, Tam...I made a typo in my first comment, that totally changed what I "meant" to say, so I had to delete it! Okay...here's what I meant to say: OMG Tammy! This is hilarious, plus all the comments going back and forth! And Anonymous/Linda above said she needed tissues after reading this, well I'm now needing a different "tissue" because of laughing so hard! :o
ReplyDeleteThanks to all of you for making my weekend. I see you've met this guy and his cousins.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s odd is that this particular man is, as I said, slim and athletic. Quite handsome, too, except for the bodacious bosoms.
When I was in my early 20s, I went out with a nice looking, thin young man who was wearing a button down shirt when I met him. But for the date, he showed up in this clingy knit top that almost appeared to be designed to show off his breasts, which were bigger than mine. Admittedly not a huge feat, but having a date with breasts that are bigger than yours is just disturbing on so very many levels!!!
Eeeeewwwww.....on so many levels!!!!!
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