Thank
you to Grandma’s Goulash for hosting Succinctly Yours, a delightful little meme which encourages us to peak into the world of micro and come up with a
story of 140 words or 140 characters or fewer. This week, a biography
unexpectedly emerged. The bonus word was “zany.”
Punxsutawney Paul loved his new
job. He had terrific job security, a great benefits package, and he only worked
one zany morning per year. 114
Punxsutawney Paul was horrified.
It was his one moment in the sun, and he had overslept. He feared those zany
crowds had ditched him for the ground squirrel next door. 135
Due to cutbacks, Paul was forced
to work the rest of the year in a zany Whac-a-Mole game at the carny. When he
did emerge, he couldn’t remember what he was looking for. 136
Thanks to PETA, Punxsutawney Paul
retired and is now Palm Beach Paul. He does daily searches for something he
knew he was supposed to look for and occasionally golfs. 137
That was a great game of golf, fellers. ~ Purported last words of Harry Lillis "Bing" Crosby
