Thank
you to Grandma’s Goulash for hosting Succinctly Yours, a delightful little meme
in which we are encouraged to pack a story into 140 words or 140 characters or
fewer. The bonus word this week was “faint.”
The
first morning of his island vacation, naïve Ed went outside and thought he
might faint. No wonder his ticket to Grand Island, Nebraska had been such a
good deal. 136
They couldn't hit an elephant at this
dist. . . .
~Last words of General
John Sedgwick, Union Commander, killed in battle during the U.S. Civil War
I guess there'll be no need for sunscreen for Ed?
ReplyDeleteWas that REALLY that general's last words? Hilarious (for us) and ironic.
No, but I hear he got a bad case of windburn. I got that quote from an article MSN did a while back on last words of famous people. Just now tried to check other sources, and some claim he finished the sentence.
DeleteHari Om
ReplyDeleteBrrwwhwhahahahahahah... you get what you pays for Ed!!! Oh this made me giggle at bedtime which is all to the good! YAM xx
Thanks, YAM, and hope you had sweet dreams...that didn't involve blizzards!
DeleteI wish Ed good luck in acquiring a pineapple/coconut cocktail.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I hear he picked up a can of Del Monte fruit cocktail at Scagway.
DeleteThat is too funny! Poor Ed...
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
I am laughing out loud. You are so clever!
ReplyDeleteAw, poor Ed. lol Made me think of a friend of mine whose son took her to NY for her birthday. Yeah, they were there this week, caught up in the big storm. Last post I saw on FB, they were still trying to get out.
ReplyDeleteWell, my "reply" feature isn't working. SIGH. Pat, please don't feel too sorry for Ed. I've been to Grand Island, and it has some of the loveliest people you'll meet anywhere. In fact, in my mind, Ed hangs out at a coffee shop feeling sorry for himself and meets his future wife, a geography teacher, who teaches him a thing or two. Later he decides to relocate to Grand Island and become a travel agent.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Linda!
Oh, I've been reading about that storm! Hope they were able to have some fun anyway and get home safely!