It’s time again for Succinctly Yours over at
Grandma’s Goulash, where the challenge is to use a photo as inspiration for
micro fiction of 140 words or 140 characters. The bonus word was "hover." This week I went for quantity over quality and came up with four:
Poor Gary was rather green…and literal. When the mean kids told him to “make like a tree and leave,” he was very careful to hover and do exactly as they’d asked. 131
Poor Gary was rather green…and literal. When the mean kids told him to “make like a tree and leave,” he was very careful to hover and do exactly as they’d asked. 131
Gary’s mother really wasn’t one to hover…or
exaggerate. When she told him he would sprout potatoes if he didn’t take a bath
soon, she really meant it. 124
When finished shooting Lord of the Rings, Gary
feared he was typecast as an Ent. Though he didn’t like to hover, he took a job
in the studio parking lot. 125
When finished playing an Ent in Lord of the
Rings, Gary took a gig so far off Broadway, he was technically hovering in
Central Park. 124
The last word in ignorance is the person
who says of an animal or plant, ‘What good is it?...If the land mechanism as a
whole is good, then every part of it is good, whether we understand it or
not….Harmony with land is like harmony with a friend; you cannot cherish his
right hand and chop off his left. ~Aldo Leopold, as quoted in Environmental
Science/Eleventh Edition.
Tammy--So, did you remember and know--without looking them up--that those giant tree creatures in LOTR were called "Ents"?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I truly bow down to you (which is not the first time I've done that).
I'd say you put out quantity AND quality. (It's a really cool photo.)
Sioux, I had a son who was enormously into LOTR. Keep in mind this didn't mean one little movie, either, but books and games and action figures and many, many sequels and even prequels. The stage lasted a decade at least - heck, with The Hobbit, it's still going on. As a mother of a son, you should be looking down in pity...that is, except for a nice, juicy bone mothers everywhere were thrown called Viggo Mortensen. ;)
DeleteI enjoyed your takes on The Old Man and the Tree.
ReplyDeleteHee hee - good one!
DeleteClever as always. My fav is story #2.
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
I think we can all say that Gary's mother should have hovered a little more, huh? Thanks so much for stopping by, Pat!
DeleteWow, you were on a roll! You had me with the first one which cracked me up. Poor Gary! So eager to please. Thanks for posting---I look forward to reading your micros.
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting, Lisa!
ReplyDeleteNot one, but four! They were all excellent. Love the picture.
ReplyDeleteI beg to differ, you've achieved quality, quantity and a huge dose of humor too. I chuckled through them all and am still smiling.
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