Writing is like being able to put life into a snow globe. It takes the things that are too big and scary and reduces them into a form that I can put away when I want and look at from a distance. It also takes all that’s good in life and captures it into something I can take out when I want and look at close up and keep forever. It makes the bad things into something I can hold…and the good things into something I can hold onto. Both help so much that I need that little souvenir of life.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Succinctly Yours Week 161: Bizarre Backyard Buildings


Hooray for Grandma’s Goulash for hosting Succinctly Yours! The idea of this meme is to use the picture to tell a story in 140 words or 140 characters. The bonus word was “keel.” I think my cluelessness this week actually helped. Because I have no idea what the man is building, I came up with four.


When Ed said he wanted to move to a high-rise, Winnie said sure, as long as it was in their nice, wooded backyard. She keeled over when she saw how Ed planned to get his way. (139 words.)

Angry Ed thought of the perfect way to prank the phone company. They’d keel over when he called and told them their telephone poles were growing along with his bill. (136 words.)
Winnie was happy her Ed had a hobby. But she thought she’d keel over when she saw what he meant by “building a bigger backyard birdhouse.”  (130 words.)
The people of Maple Street said Ed wasn’t walking an even keel when he built that gigantic bird feeder. The people of Sesame Street begged to differ. (123 words.)


Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch its stupid.~Billy's Mom in Spongebob Squarepants

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  1. My favorite is definitely the last one. Not one micro-fictions, but four. You are a clever girl.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  2. Very clever stories and your quote was really cute, but I beg to differ with Billy's mom because I think squirrels are quite crafty. I caught one destroying my homemade birdhouse one time. He had gnawed a hole in it and tipped it pouring all the seeds into his greedy mouth. Once done he threw my ruined birdhouse at the ground below the tree.

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    1. I thought the quote was sort of fun, but I wholeheartedly agree with you, Judy!

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  3. That last one did it for me. You are so good at this!

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    1. Thanks, Linda! This has become my way of going on vacation. Sad but true.

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  4. The second one is my favorite, Tammy. And why are you able to glean funny, clever things from Spongebob Squarepants, but if I watched it, I'd find nothing worthwhile. (Or perhaps I'm just a snob when it comes to that cartoon?)

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    1. No, it's very stupid. But sometimes you just need a stupid quote.

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  5. Not only are you brilliant with one, but FOUR! Love them all.

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  6. I nearly keeled over when I read this impressive collection! I loved them all, but the last was my favorite. I bet Big Bird loves Ed. ;)

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    1. Thank you so much, and thank you again for hosting this. See above about the vacation. I've had a trying week, and your meme helped a lot!

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  7. You are so good at this, Tammy! I smile (and sometimes LOL) when I read one of your memes, and this week you gave us four. I can't even begin to tell you which one is my favorite. I love them all, but if I had to choose, I'd say the last two. Thanks for the giggles this morning!

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  8. These are all great, but I love the last one. Immediately saw Big Bird settling in, of course! You're hooked on the microfiction now, I can tell. :) Did you submit to The Binnacle again?

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