~So, Like, Over the Moon~
By Stuffeny Mayer
You loved reading the first book in Stuffeny Mayer’s new series about Jacob and Renesme, The Cow Jumped Over the Moon:
“Dude, your prom date smells like vampire.”
“That’s not vampire; I think her diaper needs changing.”
And you clamored for more in Shoot the Moon, when Jacob and Renesme have their baby, Isadorbell (named after Bella and Jacob’s mother, Dora), and Jacob contracts distemper and fails to phase completely, leaving his bare human buttocks exposed when he becomes a wolf.
Now you will enjoy Stuffeny’s last in the Full Moon Series, So, Like, Over the Moon, where Renesme finds out that her accelerated aging continues until she is seven, which is the equivalent of 49 human years…leaving her in eternal menopause.
Now her hot flashes are even too much for Jacob, he is perpetually in the doghouse, and he’s afraid that his wife will bite his head off. Literally.
Take this letter that I give you/ Take it sonny, hold it high/ You won’t understand a word that’s in it/ But you’ll write it all again before you die ~Queen, “Father to Son” (from Queen II, one of the best albums ever made)
Oh, my gosh, this hysterical! Love your names and the premise of your series, Tammy. I'm sure that these books would be a super great hit.
ReplyDeleteKathy M.
Despite the fact that I know this book will give me stomach cramp from laughing, I'd have to buy it.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGrins and giggles galore! What a fun and clever blurb.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! Like, this is, like, so perfect! Hahaha! You've hit a homer, Tammy. This is a scream. I literally am sitting her laughing out loud. What a riot. I'd read this without a doubt. Hahaha....
ReplyDeleteYou're funny, funny, funny.
ReplyDeleteThis made me LOL for real and you know what.... I might actually have seen/read these books. Now I'm stuck with that bare butt werewolf picture in my head. :)
ReplyDeleteJules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow