Writing is like being able to put life into a snow globe. It takes the things that are too big and scary and reduces them into a form that I can put away when I want and look at from a distance. It also takes all that’s good in life and captures it into something I can take out when I want and look at close up and keep forever. It makes the bad things into something I can hold…and the good things into something I can hold onto. Both help so much that I need that little souvenir of life.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Book Blurb Friday #58

How quickly the week goes! Every Friday, Lisa Ricard Claro of Writing in the Buff posts a meme with a picture for a pretend book jacket. Our challenge is to write a blurb of 150 words or fewer to go with it. My blurb has 150 words.


~So, Like, Over the Moon~
By Stuffeny Mayer

You loved reading the first book in Stuffeny Mayer’s new series about Jacob and Renesme, The Cow Jumped Over the Moon:

“Dude, your prom date smells like vampire.”
“That’s not vampire; I think her diaper needs changing.”

And you clamored for more in Shoot the Moon, when Jacob and Renesme have their baby, Isadorbell (named after Bella and Jacob’s mother, Dora), and Jacob contracts distemper and fails to phase completely, leaving his bare human buttocks exposed when he becomes a wolf.

Now you will enjoy Stuffeny’s last in the Full Moon Series, So, Like, Over the Moon, where Renesme finds out that her accelerated aging continues until she is seven, which is the equivalent of 49 human years…leaving her in eternal menopause.

Now her hot flashes are even too much for Jacob, he is perpetually in the doghouse, and he’s afraid that his wife will bite his head off. Literally.

Take this letter that I give you/ Take it sonny, hold it high/ You won’t understand a word that’s in it/ But you’ll write it all again before you die ~Queen, “Father to Son” (from Queen II, one of the best albums ever made)

7 comments:

  1. Oh, my gosh, this hysterical! Love your names and the premise of your series, Tammy. I'm sure that these books would be a super great hit.

    Kathy M.

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  2. Despite the fact that I know this book will give me stomach cramp from laughing, I'd have to buy it.

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  3. Grandma`s GoulashApril 7, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    Grins and giggles galore! What a fun and clever blurb.

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  4. OMG!! Like, this is, like, so perfect! Hahaha! You've hit a homer, Tammy. This is a scream. I literally am sitting her laughing out loud. What a riot. I'd read this without a doubt. Hahaha....

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  5. You're funny, funny, funny.

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  6. This made me LOL for real and you know what.... I might actually have seen/read these books. Now I'm stuck with that bare butt werewolf picture in my head. :)
    Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

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