So I hope you will buy this book, which I think went on sale at 40% off if you bought it at 1:00 A.M. today only. The blurb is 150 words.
And Margie Poffenburger of Iowa, the self-described Bargain Barbarian, knew that among the toys was the coveted (and back ordered until February 2012) Botox Britnee doll that her granddaughter wanted.
Contestants, armed only with shopping carts and assaulted with piped-in soundtracks of screaming babies and an endless loop of “Winter Wonderland,” were stuffed with turkey dinners and then released at 2:00 AM with only one day to scale the mountain.
Though outright murder was ostensibly frowned upon, contestants were allowed—and even encouraged—to maim and wound fellow contenders at will.
Murder and mayhem were no problems for Margie; the question was, could she haul herself up 9000 feet?